screwsociety: you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time
peevesies: peevesies: i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life whY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME
yolympics: changing from jeans to pajama pants
fake-mermaid: does your face ever get really hot on the pillow so you turn your pillow to the cold side and you just
graffeti: revision is going really great at the moment
baby-pigeon-in-the-trench-coat: spainstateofmind: thebadwolf: Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful. you can go fuck yourself my mum did this and didnt tell anyone so when my sister put a bunch in her mouth she spat them out and started crying and now she has trust issues
me: i like this character
me: no you dont understand
windy-boy: yes-im-satan: Friendly reminder that you’re probably going to outlive the very celebrities you love you certainly put your url to good use
ohmypheels: everyone is like “omg tumblr should delete blogs that have been inactive for 2+ years” but i dont think they should just imagine in 10 years time, in the back of your mind you remember tumblr, you open it up and you’re still logged in and you get to look at your blog and remember all this. now imagine if you went back to see your old blog of your teenage years and it had been...
vanillish: “pitbull feat christina aguilera”
dirkinabox: Do you ever see a post on your dash and literally say “shut up” out loud
princessofthehufflepuff: sideshowasylum: haythamkenwayscreed: lollipocalypse: loki-cat: lets all stop fighting and just hand over the presidency to robert downey jr He can’t be president Convicted Felon I’m pretty sure the entire American population this one slide….
ayeleesh: when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look